One guy in our grade 10 Science Class came up with some absolute pearlers.
We were discussing Chromosomes, Genetics and all that and how all living things have them. Giraffe's have 30, King Crabs 208 and we have 24. His question was 'Well, how many Chromosomes does Fire have'?
On discussing pollution and it's effect's on the future, specifically the lack of breathable air his solution was 'Why not have everyone walk around with fish tank breathers/filters over their mouths?'
All was forgiven though, when we were making plastics in class and one of them smelt very fishy. His classic call was to the girl of dubious repute 'Bonnie, shut your legs, we can smell you from here'! Even the teacher, a very straight laced, religious man in his 50's doubled over in laughter.
Lumpy
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