A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed
>and squealing with delight.
>
>Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how
>ridiculous you look? What is the matter with you?"
>
>The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care what you
>say, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not
>only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an eighteen year old."
>
>The husband replies "What did he say about your 55 year old ar*e...?"
>
>She replied "Your name never came up!"
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