what do you call a woman with only 1 tooth? - Wanita.
what do you call a man who misplaces his automobile? - Carlos.
what is a specimen? - an Italian astronaut.
what is an innuendo? - an Italian suppository.
(tourist to Irish farmer, standing in paddock for last 3 days) "Sir, I've noticed you just standing there, doing nothing, for the last 3 days as I've driven past!"... (farmer) "Yes, I'm going for the Nobel Prize"...(tourist) "How's that?" ...(farmer) "I don't rightly know, but I know that you must be outstanding in your field!".
What's the best modification for a Holden? - impoundment
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* 2003 BA Mk I XT 4.0L Auto Wagon
* 1986 XF GL 4.0L Auto Wagon
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