Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when
suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh fat boy,
whip me, whip me!"
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not
have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window,
snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both
collapsed in ecstasy.
About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are
starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks
having sex?"
Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy (let alone that she
allowed the kinky bastard to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in
all my years of doctoring you've got the worst case of van aerial disease
that I've ever seen.
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C.
RTV Power
FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about.
“Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”.
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