An old couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises. He gave the wife a list of them to do each day.
Later that night as the couple were getting ready for bed, the husband went to take a shower and the wife thought she'd try out her sexercises. She got undressed and rolled back on her shoulders and placed her feet on the headboard.
About that time, her husband came out of the bathroom and looked over at the bed and said, "For god's sake woman, comb your hair and put your teeth back in. You look just like your mother!"
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