Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 100kms per hour with her face up to the mirror puting on her eyeliner!!!! Shocked, i looked away for a couple of secs and when i looked back she was still putting on the makeup but drifting halfway into my lane!! It scared me so much(and this c oming from a bloke....) that i dropped my battery shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked the mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM and THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!! Women Drivers eh!!!!!!!
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