A one-eyed Blues fan goes into Carlton Social Club to drown his sorrows.
"A pot of Carlton thanks," he says.
"Sorry, mate," replies the barman, "but you can have a VB."
Fan: "Nah, pot of Kilkenny thanks."
Barman: "Sorry, how about a Melbourne?"
Fan: "Well, what about a pot of Guinness?"
Barman: "Sorry, mate."
Fan: "How come I can't get a Carlton or a Kilkenny or a Guinness, yet I can
get a VB or a Melbourne?"
Barman: "We've got no draught choices, but you can still get bitter."
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FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about.
“Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”.
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