Guts or Balls....
There is a medical destinction.
Weve all heard about people having guts or balls,
but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions
are listed below.
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the **** and having the balls to say:
"Youre next fatty"
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