Two men are driving along the Western Ring Road through Sunshine when they get pulled over by the boys in blue. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his Maglight. The driver rolls down the window and - WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the torch.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Brimbank, mate" the pig answers. "When we pull you over, you'd
better have your licence ready when we get to your car."
"I'm very sorry" the driver says, "I'm from Darwin - I didn't know".
The cop runs a check on the guy's licence - he's clean - and gives the guy
his licence back. He then walks around to the passenger side and taps
on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, smacks him on the head with his maglight.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the Cop.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks, rubbing his head.
"Because I just know," the pig says, "that two miles down the road, you were
gonna turn to your mate and say 'Geez, I wish that mongrel had've tried
that with me!'"
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RTV Power
FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about.
“Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”.
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