Don't Talk To My Parrot
Wanda's dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairperson. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairperson,
'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll post you a cheque.'
'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!'
'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When the repairperson arrived at Wanda's flat the following day, they discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog they had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairperson go about thier work.
The parrot, however, drove them nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairperson couldn't contain themself any longer and yelled,
'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
See - some people just don't listen!
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