[Burnout]

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural
area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather
prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. The man noticed
a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather, "Are
these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get
them so go on and finish your meal."

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch,
he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, that looked like dried
egg yokes

So he asked again, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says , "I told you
before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them - now don't ask
me about it any more!"

Later that afternoon, the man was on his way out to dinner in a nearby
town. As he was leaving, his Grandfather's dog started to growl and would
not let him pass.

"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."

Without diverting his attention from the football game his Grandfather was
watching, he shouted "Coldwater, get your lazy backside out of the way!"