How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has got to want to change.
Policeman caught one boy drinking battery acid, and the other eating fireworks.
He charged one and let the other off.
Why do oysters never give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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