Eternity
The time between you coming and her going...
**************************************
Why wont BMW drivers ever make anyone pregnant?
Because they pull out no matter what.
**************************************
At a party, telling "What's the difference between..." jokes
- What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?
- mm, I've got no idea sir.
- SO IT WAS YOU YOU #$%^&&**!
**************************************
What's just 2.5 inches long
And can satisfy any woman every day?
A Mastercard.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Mark Webber
Not bad for a #2 driver
|
Mark Webber after winning the 2010 British Grand Prix.
|