[Hardtopxb]

I rear ended a car this morning,the other driver got out of his car, he was a dwarf. He stormed over to me looked up and said "I,m not happy mate"!!So I looked down at him and said "Well which one are you?. Thats how the fight started.

One day long,long ago,there was a woman who did not whine, nag or .
But it was along time ago and it was just that one day.Probably never happen again...

A blond had a flat tyre on the expressway pulled over got 2 cardboard men out of her boot, unfolded them facing oncomming traffic. They were wearing trench coats were naked exposing nude bodies and private parts to thr traffic..
cars soon started backing up drivers tootinghorns and waving etc.
A cop pulls up asks her what was going on.
She replies "I have a flat".
Cop asks her what the obscene cardboard men are for.
She could not believe that he did not know............So she told him.
Hello-o-o, they are my emergency flashers..