How The Jews Got The Ten Commandments
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God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make
your lives better."
And the Arabs asked, "Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So, he went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
And the Mexicans wanted an example,
and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French wanted an example
and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" they asked. "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"Good, we'll take 10."
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