Teacher: Johnny, why have you not given me your homework?
Little Johnny: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"
And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with...... 'If Elected, I promise...'"
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Having a conversation with a woman is like being dyslexic and playing scrabble.
You can never get a word in.
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1 Gimp outfit complete with gag; £79.99
1 First class postage with "You left this in your hotel room, Miss Whiplash" note; £6.50
The look on your Ex girlfriends' parents face......Priceless!
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What has George Michael got in common with a pair of wellies?
They both get sucked off in bogs.
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Originally Posted by Mark Webber
Not bad for a #2 driver
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Mark Webber after winning the 2010 British Grand Prix.
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