[Burnout]

HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT GLOBE AT...
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Scotch College: Two - one to call the electrician and one to call daddy
to pay the bill

Wesley College: Two - one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician

Kildara: Eleven - one to change the light globe and ten to share the
experience

Melbourne Grammar: Two - One to change the light globe and one to crack
under the pressure

Melbourne High: Only one, but he gets six credits for it!

Uni High: Seventy-six - one to change the light globe, fifty to protest
the light globe's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold
a counter protest

Mount Scopus: None ... Burwood Haven looks better in the dark

M.L.C: One - she holds the globe and the world revolves around her

Carey: Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs
changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Melbourne
using that nuked light globe, two to install it, and one to write
the computer program that controls the wall switch

MacRob: Eleven - one to screw it in and ten to support its sexual
orientation

Balwyn High: Three - one to change it and two to figure out how to
get high off the old one.

Melbourne Uni: Four - one to change it, one to call Parliament about
their progress, and two to throw the old globe at the
Monash students

Camberwell High: Two - one to change the globe and the other to say loudly
how she did it as well as a private school student

College of the Arts: Five- one to change the globe and four to do an
interpretive dance about it

De La Salle: None - they're all too drunk to notice

Sienna: One - but you would never know about it because only M.L.C and
P.L.C get publicity for changing their light globes.