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John is at his local pub after work been drinking all day/night he is pretty smashed. The bartender says John I think you have had enough to drink you better go home mate. "yeah no worries mate il head off after this pot john says". he puts his beer down gets off the stool falls flat on his face " I must be ****ed john says". So he trys to get up again same thing flat on his face. " this il just crawl outside get some fresh air and i will be right John says" He gets outside sits there for a bit tries to stand up again bang flat on his face." Screw this il just crawl home i only live around the corner" John says. Manages to get home crawls into bed and goes to sleep.

In the morning his wife comes in.......JOHN HAVE YOU BEEN AT THE PUB DRINKING AGAIN!!!

" No why? john says

Wife says " DONT LIE TO ME JOHN THE PUB JUST RANG UP AND SAID YOU LEFT YOUR WHEEL CHAIR THERE AGAIN!