A golfer is having a really bad day at his local golf course and hits his ball into a neighbouring field.
He finds the ball in a small patch of buttercups when he hears a voice say "Please don't hit my buttercups." The man looks around then shrugs his shoulders and prepares to hit his golf ball, when he hears the voice say again, "Please don't hit my buttercups".
He then declares "Whoever is saying this, show yourself!".
A woman appears from behind a tree and says "Thanks for not hitting my buttercups. You shall receive a week's worth of free butter for your good deed." The man interrupts and says "Hang on, where were you yesterday, when I hit my ball into the pussywillows?"
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