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Riding through Lysterfield on my MB with a few mates..... After 3 hours riding my legs and arms ached.. I was approaching a fairly big tree trunk on the track at speed... Being the lazy &^%$% that I am, I managed to get the front up; but as I saw the drop (first time riding this track) my body froze and didn't comprehend that I had to get the rear up in the air too!!! Rear hit the log and unbalanced me and sent me flying into a neighbouring tree... Naturally we had to stop because my mates couldn't stop laughing.

Another time whilst riding in Mornington (on the roadie) a mate of mine had just ridden his bike for the first time from Sandringham on cleats... He was so happy about his achievement he decided to shout us breakfast .... As we appraoched the cafe a police car turned out of a street and stopped at the lights right in front of him... Luckily he stopped, but forgot to unclip himself... The rest happened in slow motion... As he began falling to the side, bike and all, I had tears streaming down my eyes;... To this day, we still remind him!