[grandpa_spec_F6]

Almost managed to shoot myself in the left arm from a bullet ricoshay, luckily went through the shirt instead.

Backed into a friend parked car and tore his front bar off.

In my younger days, absentmindedly filled my dads partners '82 corolla with 5L of oil and forgot to check the dipstick, sat there going "god its taking a lot" thinking it was like a radiator, fill it till its at the top. After a trail of blue smoke all the way down the road we pulled into my grandparents place, dad opened the bonnet, gingerly pulled the dipstick out which showered him in oil from head to toe... I was NOT popular that day.