[pauljh74]

A female philosophy student fails her exam. Frustrated she approaches her tutor and asks her "Do you know anything about the subject you teach?" She replies "Of course, I wouldn't be a tutor otherwise."
The girl says " Ok, I'll ask you a philosophical question. If you can answer it, I'll accept my failure, If you can't give me full marks." The tutor accepts. The girl asks "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?" The tutor gives this a lot of thought. Finally she gives up, eats humble pie and gives the girl full marks. A few days later the tutors curiosity gets the better of her and phones the girl. She asks "Ok fair enough, I've given you a pass, full marks too, now what's the answer to that question?"
She says "The fact that you, a 50 year old woman, are married to a 25 year old man, is legal but not logical. The fact that your husband is having an affair with a 20 year old girl, is logical but not legal. And the fact that you have given an unearned pass to your husband's lover is neither legal nor logical."
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I went on a blind date last night, saw a girl matching the description of the girl I was meeting & said "Hi, are you Wendy?" she looked me up & down & asked "Are you James?" I said "Yes." she replied "I'm not Wendy!"
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My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed,

Solution? I sent them to her Dad
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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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What's the difference between Woody from toy story and a priest?????

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.