[pauljh74]

The difference between girls of various ages:

At 8 : You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48: You tell her a story to avoid going to bed
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be a story
At 78: If you can get out of bed, that's another story
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