[Crazy Dazz]

Something that ****** me off is the almost constant interruptions to traffic on main roads and freeways cause by “traffic management” that is often simply a giant “screw you.” It’s now got to the point, where for a contractor to do just about ANYTHING near a main road, they have to submit a traffic management plan. So a $500 repair job comes with $5,000 traffic management plan. So much so that the contractors often say “right, **** you, if we have to get the traffic monkeys in, we’ll have em shut down an entire lane for two kilometres” just so they can replace one light bulb.
Some bright spark once decided that putting railway lines down the middle of our freeway was a great idea. Then an even brighter spark decided to plant trees, so now to prune a ******* tree they have to stop the trains, turn off the power, and block off a lane of the freeway.