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Originally Posted by Vincenzo

I love this thread so much here is a summary of topics so far

hard butter - relies visiting - invisible cars - inconsiderate neighbours - flat batteries - take away food containers - 1300 #'s - rude P plate drivers - stopping distance at lights - useless staff - car floor rubbish - lazy wives - bloody dogs - useless bosses - piddling fairies - elbow licking - useless parking - football news - dogs with balls - crusty vegemite rolls - gluten free diets - loud games / smelly feet / keep left - photo bucket - trains - cold showers - hungry teenagers - liars / self absorbed people / police - food thieving partners - whiners - inconsiderate parking - pooping dogs - shrieking wives - springs that have sprung - unsalted KFC chips - traffic blocking driveways - useless teachers / feral kids - portals to other dimensions in the back shed - barefoot lego walking - hungry caterpillars - disabled stickers - fiddly headlight globes - flatulence (smelly) / halitosis - ebay / computer updates - local councils / train boom gates - bruised knees / cracked iPhone screens - anime / cartoons - deaf husbands / mumbling wives - cleaning cars / Perth weather - bogans - Tom Waterhouse ads - incorrect weather forecast - crappy loo paper - 20 min price shoppers - set menus - short electrical cords - auto phone response - CAR PARK <------> TROLLEY BAY - shared restaurant bill - secret liquorice eaters - VN haters - food wasters - work muppets - angelic girl friends - jumbalaya / ring of fire - phone bills - late rising elderly - grumpy oldies - personal space invaders - missing grinder discs - diesel servo pumps - asian personal space - stick families - hoop jumping - AAMI car insurance - house share thieves - car accident rubberneckers - Joshua Dowling - glad wrap / no 6am coffee - cancelled trains / skinny footpaths / property managers - brown nosers - head colds - soccer playing ninja cats - left over food thieves - supa glue(d) to work bench - V8 car revers - wash car -> rain - being pudding less - geographically embarrassed home owners - cancelled trains - 4wd parking - maloo utes - floppy toilet seats - know it alls - car piddling - council whiners - loose clothing - rough loo paper - lying real estate agents - understanding women - pen thieves - control freaks - untimely sms messages - paid parking - email response to requested phone call - flat tyres - wayward golf shots - work phones - flying shrapnel - butter haters - elevator snobs - mongrel thieving ferals - door to door sales - lonely orchestral musicians - nosey neighbours - wire brushes - vomiting kids - paypal refunds - council rates - flu shots - working public holidays - dyslexic typing fingers - paper cuts - cyclists acting like pedestrians - late / non arriving deliveries - cyclist haters - haemorrhoids - unsanitary waiters / waitresses - smelly cattle trucks - Gmail - getting old - foul mouthed mine workers - shifters on nuts - Australia Post charges - toothpaste choice - useless secretaries - servo checkouts - bloody apprentices - sleepwalking kids - rude customers - tinea - sunday mechanics - estimated water bills - fake Gt ads - screwed up drive-thru orders - bad ads - Telstra service - medical non / misdiagnosis - Hardly normal ads - flying chewing gum - lazy property managers - recipe non sharers - broken condoms - non rewound videos - unrealistic bosses - cashless people - job interviews - crooked photo ads - by the book workers - self mutilation (knife) - snapped pan bolts - low doorways - working Sundays - missing baking ingredients - Mrs Smurf's mind changing - mates that aren't - drink straw / shovels - four breasted cyclists - non truth in advertising - non responding businesses - cold callers - chinese instructions - smart mouths - grey nomads driving ability - unprofessional trades - feral neighbours - gumby car parkers - drama queens - pushy / elitist parents - advertising using classic songs - green ants - getting sideswiped - unadjusted headlights - iTunes encoding - American spelling - early rising children - inconsiderate buyers - fast growing weeds - female intuition - holden threads - ebay policy changes - inability to use a roundabout - lying holden drivers - clean freaks - termites / having your wood bitten - unprepared roads - european appliances - short sink taps - free firewood ads - hardware store wood stocks - insomnia - glad wrap sandwich construction - and finally ice trays.

For what it is worth special mention to the OP for his prolific postings, and JPBlue1000 for letting us know he still has an inability to lick his elbow.


Cheers to all for an enjoyable thread - Vincenzo

You got a problem bro?