[Lotte]

Originally Posted by poppa smurf

who the hell OK'S the size of the writing on shampoo/conditioner bottles......what halfwit writes it that small that it can't be read except under a microscope with a pair of binoculars and magnifying glass as backup.

the brand is of course in huge writing, readable by a half naked mohican riding sidesaddle at 20 paces in full gallop as are the benefit's but not what it is, nah! that'd make too much sense.

spent 20 minutes going through the dreaded "under sink" cupboard, yeah! you know the one, toilet duck, blue stuff to put in the top tank, 10 bottles of baby powder, baby wipes, what the hell do we want baby wipes for?...spray and wipe, lemon scented shower treatment and of course ten brands of conditioner masquerading as shampoo but not one bloody bottle of shampoo.

why do women buy bottles of conditioner and shampoo as a matching set only to run out of shampoo first then go and buy another set.......logic would dictate that conditioner will eventually take over the cabinet and I, down on hands and knee's, will not be able to find one bloody bottle of shampoo.

then to top it off I kicked a bloody dog **** masquerading as a stick.......fresh one at that.....I'm going to bed, I've had enough of today, tomorrow had better be an improvement or someone is in for it.

I resent that statement Poppa. I always run out of conditioner first, I'm obviously not doin' it right