A messase from da Blondes
Complaint letter from Aimee:
Us blondes at the offise are sew tired of awl of the dum stoopid jokes about us.
We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark.
We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the
way to the supreme cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he
will be on are side.
We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun.
We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blonde jokes and every
so offen a read head joke.
If we don't get our way, we will not date anybody that ain't blonde and we will make up jokes
about you and we will laff.
Sined by the blondes at the offise
(Pleese sine with a pensil so you can erace it if you make a mistake.)
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We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified to do anything with
nothing.............
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