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Old 03-08-2020, 11:50 PM   #4953
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Originally Posted by danzvtil View Post
Food is a basic necessity and when you are restricted to only 5ks from home, and your local supermarket has nothing, what then?
I was going to make a quip about dog meat and the local restaraunt still being open so keep an eye out for that... but then I saw the wikipedia page on dog meat and got depressed about how common it is in foreign countries so I decided not to.

Lets eat each other instead. High time for a cull of the herd.

Best and brightest first. Start with the Lawyers and the mumble rappers.

We still haven't gotten into the production of synthetic food yet so keep your chin up, I'm sure there is a soylent something around somewhere. Veggie Burgers for example are getting quite popular.

This is also a good time to express my dissatisfaction of the disappearance of the backyard garden. If it comes to that I'm sure the government will release seed packets and clear well thought out plans for everyone to pitch in for veggies in their local communities. if not them then a local University honcho will pipe in.

Those veggies can then be taken away on mass and processed into packaged food that lasts for longer.

Think about it even The Simpsons needs an ending.

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