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Divorce and Pepsi
. A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. . The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. . After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" . Don't laugh, he won! |
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Good one!
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Haha, that guy should get his own TV show
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funny one
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ROFL classic
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Lol, not bad at all!!
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I like that.
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hehehe nice!
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What's green is gold
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Ah hahaha
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