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19-05-2005, 03:52 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Probably a repost but you will get a laugh :evil_laug
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver. "No way," replied the boy. "How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked. "I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster. "What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy. No! I'm not getting in the F##KIN car!" answered the boy. "Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered. "No!" screamed the boy. "What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a long sigh The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the "F##KIN" Holden you live with it!"
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19-05-2005, 04:06 PM
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Bad Music and Litre Bikes
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Westmeadows
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LOL.. good to see he's being bought up with good morals and values.. sad the same cant be said for his Dad.
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19-05-2005, 04:27 PM
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I Wish I Was A Post Whore
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Location: Warwick QLD
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LOL.............. thats the best i LOVE it
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19-05-2005, 04:38 PM
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inconceivable!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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LMAO that was great!
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20-05-2005, 03:40 PM
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V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
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Haha.
I can imagine Cam (Jac/xrchics son) doing that if Jac or Eamon bought a Holden. |
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20-05-2005, 03:46 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: South Australia
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20-05-2005, 03:46 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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Bahahahaha!
 Off to send that to some friends. ;)
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20-05-2005, 04:08 PM
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www.lukehimself.net
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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How do you double the value of your Commodore?
Fill up the tank. If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Holden... You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate. You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation. When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car. While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again. You have regular customer status at Appco Auto Parts. You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off. You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car. In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes. |
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20-05-2005, 04:34 PM
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Back where I belong
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mexico - Victoria
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ROFL - that's so unfunny....I think someone changed the word Ford to Holden some how...but its all in good fun...after all...God Created FORD to keep dickheads out of Holdens.....
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20-05-2005, 04:52 PM
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Adapt or perish...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dip!@#$
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God created Ford to put dickheads in Holdens :P Or this lovely key holder I got too... . It says..."I'd rather push my Ford than drive a Holden"
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20-05-2005, 05:35 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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The New Testament reads
And on the seventh day God created Holden. And on the eighth day he traded it in on a FORD.
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igodabigblackshinycar and I relented and allowed a BMW into the garage.
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20-05-2005, 05:48 PM
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EF POWER IS HERE!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Townsville, QLD
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Old joke. :lookedat:
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