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Old 16-08-2006, 09:20 PM   #1
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I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors - but there's no way paper can bear rock.
Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock, rendering it immobile. Wht the hell can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors - why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly soffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why - because paper can't beat anybody!
A rock would tear that **** up in two seconds! When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. That when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh I'm sorry, I thought that paper would protect you!"
What in the hell?
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Old 16-08-2006, 09:25 PM   #2
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Right?????????????????? :

What the hell, is right.
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Old 16-08-2006, 09:25 PM   #3
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What in the hell?
I think your user name says it all.
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Old 16-08-2006, 10:49 PM   #4
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Old 16-08-2006, 10:56 PM   #5
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Picked it up today, spun me right out.
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Old 17-08-2006, 07:35 PM   #6
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I know. I was just saying that it sounds like the person that wrote it is a psycho.
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Old 16-08-2006, 09:26 PM   #7
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mmmm kay and the point is?


I know dont play paper,scissors ,rock with that idiot.
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Old 17-08-2006, 06:41 AM   #8
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What i find funny, is a Holden guy with "888" Posts lol

maybe its just me and my bourbon?
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Old 17-08-2006, 07:41 PM   #9
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lol that was funny..
what about the other letter about the GT with the LS1 in it. He says half the cars in the VPW top 10 are chev capris.. my ****.. there is one capri with a chev in it and its at the bottom of the chart.
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Old 17-08-2006, 08:24 PM   #10
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Haha i read that on the train. Its true though.
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Old 17-08-2006, 09:31 PM   #11
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Sounds just like the 'softest hitting' competition I used to play!

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