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07-01-2005, 12:28 PM
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meow
Join Date: Dec 2004
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i read a joke in people magazine (while i was meant to be working lol)... george bush comes into a class discusion.... and he wants the kids to give an example of a tragedy.... one kids says "a kid being hit by a bus" and Bush says... no that would be an accident.... another boy says "a bus going over a cliff full of children" mr bush says... no that would be called a great loss...
another boy puts his has up and says "if mr and mrs bush were on a plane and it crashed into another plane that would be a tragedy..." mr bush says yes that would be a tragedy... he asks the boy why it would be a tragedy... and he says "well it wouldnt be a great loss and im sure it wouldnt be an accident either" thats the basis of the joke... there were bells and whistles but ah well i still had a damn good laugh... it won the $50 as well 
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07-01-2005, 12:34 PM
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heheh thats a good one
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07-01-2005, 12:58 PM
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To the Mess Mobile!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: On the Gold Coast, where the ricers swarm!
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Lol nice one!! Ah people magagzine hmmm... i love to read the covers on those mags... what great skills those people have lol
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07-01-2005, 01:01 PM
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hahaha nice :P
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07-01-2005, 06:09 PM
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Rocket Fuel Anyone?
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LMAO ! That's a heaps funny !
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07-01-2005, 10:35 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
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lol top stuff bro, good to see your putting in some hard hours at the station lol
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08-01-2005, 10:29 AM
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As in 'best there ever'
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BAHAHAHAHA!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
**Rolls on floor laughing** I can't believe I just heard that! **Laughs till eyes get all teary** That's hilarious! **Regains composure** Someone actually read something in People magazine? BAHAHAHA!!! Ah, man, that's good comedy... EDIT: Oh yeah, good Bush joke, too. Sorry, I replied before I actually read your whole post. Last edited by Woz; 08-01-2005 at 10:34 AM. |
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08-01-2005, 10:41 AM
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My 1st set of Wings!!!
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09-01-2005, 01:21 AM
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meow
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10-01-2005, 10:56 PM
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What's wrong with People & Picture? :evilking:
There's always a 10-pinter in the Home Girls section!!! :Reverend: |
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08-01-2005, 02:07 PM
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hahaha i dont know whats funnier, the joke or some of the replies!!
good clean joke though
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