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10-01-2005, 03:42 PM | #1 | ||
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So I'm waiting for my morning coffee to be brewed at the convenience store next to my office, and I notice that this month's issue of Australian Penthouse has a review of the Aston Martin DB9, and an article on cooking a great barbie.
Will the chicky-babe behind the counter still think I'm a perve if I buy it just for an enlightening read?
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10-01-2005, 03:47 PM | #2 | ||
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Corse she will, but is that a concern??
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10-01-2005, 03:49 PM | #4 | |||
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Is she a chicky though, or is she a bit more? If she's a hottie ask her if she thinks that your a perve for buying it ;)
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10-01-2005, 04:07 PM | #5 | |||
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10-01-2005, 06:59 PM | #6 | ||||
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or soemthing liek that. Good work on the mag, reading the articles, sure you are. And ive got the internet for fordforums.com.au
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10-01-2005, 08:14 PM | #7 | |||
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10-01-2005, 04:17 PM | #8 | ||
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from a chicks point of view, anyone who buys porn or chick mags looks like they r lonely. If u want her, dont get the mag
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10-01-2005, 04:32 PM | #9 | ||
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Send someone else to get it
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10-01-2005, 04:54 PM | #10 | ||
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... or go somewhere else. or just resist the temptation :p
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10-01-2005, 05:04 PM | #11 | ||
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be a man, go up to the counter, and say with a firm voice, I want you to sell me some Condoms! And ill have that penthouse magazine too! And a burrito!
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10-01-2005, 09:07 PM | #12 | |||
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10-01-2005, 05:25 PM | #13 | ||
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but then she'll think you like having sex with burritos :\
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10-01-2005, 05:28 PM | #14 | |||
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10-01-2005, 07:28 PM | #15 | |||
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10-01-2005, 05:28 PM | #16 | ||
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You forgot the bag of oranges for halftime!
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10-01-2005, 05:37 PM | #17 | ||
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Get ya dad to buy it.
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10-01-2005, 06:41 PM | #18 | ||
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Just nipped out and bought it. The article on BBQ's is crap :(
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10-01-2005, 06:58 PM | #19 | ||
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This thread is wortheless without pics. (of all the chicks in the mag)
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10-01-2005, 07:55 PM | #20 | ||
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Mmmm extra sauce
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10-01-2005, 08:04 PM | #21 | |||
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This thread is going rapidly downhill...
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10-01-2005, 08:07 PM | #22 | ||
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Yeah, I agree. I know I'm a sicko but that's grose... :
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10-01-2005, 08:18 PM | #23 | |||
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Better still get the Black Label edition... Discretely home delivered
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10-01-2005, 08:38 PM | #24 | |||
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Normal Penthouse is crap, i agree with the Black Label edition. I think it will be a good day when you get a free box of tissues, and a rubber glove with your porn.
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10-01-2005, 08:44 PM | #25 | |||
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10-01-2005, 08:46 PM | #26 | |||
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/me is awaiting comments about Wayward Yoghurt Trucks (tm)......
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10-01-2005, 08:51 PM | #27 | |||
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10-01-2005, 09:06 PM | #29 | ||
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Its been along time since i bought one.
It was $8.95 that time. :(
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