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Old 19-05-2005, 03:52 PM   #1
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Probably a repost but you will get a laugh :evil_laug

One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car
pulled up beside him and its window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver.

"No way," replied the boy. "How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the
driver asked.

"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver,
still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

No! I'm not getting in the F##KIN car!" answered the boy.

"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
lollies," the driver offered.

"No!" screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a long sigh



The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the "F##KIN" Holden you live with
it!"
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Old 19-05-2005, 04:06 PM   #2
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LOL.. good to see he's being bought up with good morals and values.. sad the same cant be said for his Dad.
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Old 19-05-2005, 04:27 PM   #3
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LOL.............. thats the best i LOVE it
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Old 19-05-2005, 04:38 PM   #4
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LMAO that was great!
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Old 20-05-2005, 03:40 PM   #5
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Haha.
I can imagine Cam (Jac/xrchics son) doing that if Jac or Eamon bought a Holden.
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Old 20-05-2005, 03:46 PM   #6
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Haha.
I can imagine Cam (Jac/xrchics son) doing that if Jac or Eamon bought a Holden.
Yeah I can definatly imagine him doing that ! LOL
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Old 20-05-2005, 03:46 PM   #7
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Bahahahaha!

Off to send that to some friends. ;)
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Old 20-05-2005, 04:08 PM   #8
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How do you double the value of your Commodore?
Fill up the tank.

If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Holden...
You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.
You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation.
When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car.
While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.
You have regular customer status at Appco Auto Parts.
You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.
You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car.
In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes.
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Old 20-05-2005, 04:34 PM   #9
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ROFL - that's so unfunny....I think someone changed the word Ford to Holden some how...but its all in good fun...after all...God Created FORD to keep dickheads out of Holdens.....
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Old 20-05-2005, 04:52 PM   #10
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ROFL - that's so unfunny....I think someone changed the word Ford to Holden some how...but its all in good fun...after all...God Created FORD to keep dickheads out of Holdens.....
Didn't you read the New Testament?

God created Ford to put dickheads in Holdens :P

Or this lovely key holder I got too... . It says...

"I'd rather push my Ford than drive a Holden"
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Old 20-05-2005, 05:35 PM   #11
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The New Testament reads
And on the seventh day God created Holden.

And on the eighth day he traded it in on a FORD.
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Old 20-05-2005, 05:48 PM   #12
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Old joke. :lookedat:
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