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Old 20-05-2005, 10:18 AM   #1
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Default Custody Battle

A seven year old Melbourne boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama
Last week when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody
of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
had awarded custody to his aunt. However the boy confirmed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge
suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they
beat him more than anyone. The judge then dramatically allowed the boy to
choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the
Collingwood football club this morning as the boy firmly believes that
they are not capable of beating anyone.
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Old 20-05-2005, 11:28 AM   #2
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hahaha good one!
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Old 20-05-2005, 11:47 AM   #3
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Gold!!
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Old 20-05-2005, 12:19 PM   #4
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rofl !! good one !
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Old 20-05-2005, 01:08 PM   #5
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LMAO!

Eddie McGuire isn't too happy about the way the team has been playing, the kid better keep out of his way after a game. :evil_laug
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Old 20-05-2005, 01:06 PM   #6
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hahaha, love it.
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Old 20-05-2005, 02:31 PM   #7
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That's a pretty old joke, the really funny thing is it's still relevant...
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Old 20-05-2005, 02:50 PM   #8
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thats a great joke. good one

/me goes to tell that one to my mum - avid colly wobbles fan
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Old 20-05-2005, 04:54 PM   #9
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LMFAO. That's gold.
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