The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift

[ssj_jaypee]

thats the 3rd title. :

The story revolves around outsider (Black) who, to avoid jailtime, is sent out of the country to live with his military father in a cramped apartment in a low-rent section of Tokyo. When he loses a race to a driver with ties to the yakuza, he has to pay off his debt by going deep into the Tokyo underworld.

drifto yo.

cops came into my house, stole my drifto


http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/050929c.php

No Diesel, no care.

[InitialD]

It doesnt seem to even join the other 2 movies

ATLEAST the 2nd one continued from the 1st movie.. Sounds like crap BUT ill probly see it anyway being a ricer

[seano14]

damn.. that sounds stupid.

i guess they wanna cash in on the whole "drifting is cool" type thing

[Steffo]

Sounds like poo... but I'll probably still see it... :

[xurbanx]

wonder what cars theyll use this time ^^

[TheSneakiness]

Originally Posted by xurbanx

wonder what cars theyll use this time ^^

Hyundai Tucson and Sonata.

[Psycho Chicken]

Oh no, not another! I'm still trying to learn double clutching on up shifts.

[Bossxr8]

If the guy can get a decent Motec systems exhaust, and plenty of Nooossss on his ricer he'll win the day for sure. Fully sick.

[smoo]

Not if his floorboards fall out, Bossxr8.

[Kryton]

great, a third one.
i still havent found a 36 speed gearbox for the rice burner here yet.
hopefully theres some realism in this film even though it isnt likely.

[zetec]

I'm still trying to modify my throttle and gearbox for that "Fast N Furious Always Have Another Gear To Grab" and the ever popular "Fast N Furious Morre Throttle To Press Even When Racing Someone" mods. Then I'll be drifting my FWD Focus like an AWD GTR and eating Skyrines for breakfast... right?

[fpv_gt]

Fast and the furious funnys


Try the McDonalds Version??? I got sent this 2 Days after the movie came out..

FAST & FURIOUS McDONALD'S STYLE

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 400 calories or more, I'm free.

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar burger!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out??

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!

You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.

Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.

I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?

Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important.

[fpv_gt]

And another one _2:

I found this pretty funny so thought i'd share Kept me amused for a while... Appologies if this is a repost.


You almost hacked me? you never hacked me you never hacked your own box!

I need ram, a 512 chip, better make it 2 and harry i need them by tonight

Its not how you sit at your computer, its how you operate it.

i live my life 1/4 gig of porno at a time, for those 10 seconds or less, im free

Granny typing..not double clickin like ya should

More than you can afford pal....Dell.

you never had me.. you never had your firewall!

DAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSSS!!!!! (DOS for the slow lamers)

Brian: Hector came into the shop and bought some ram, a new motherboard, a 60 gig HD, and a wireless optical mouse.
Dom: So what are you saying? Are we going to break into everyone's house before LAN wars?

900 MHz of Silicon Valley Muscle. So much RAM, the HD twisted comin' off the line.

I used to network here in High School..that router is exactly 1/4 mile away. On green, I'm goin' for it.

Ask any coder any real coder, visual basic is newbie.

You cant install a grphx card with the case on.

Brian: I lose, the winner takes my ram clean and clear. But, if I win, I take the ram, and I take the hard drive.
Dom: hard drive?
Brian: To some people that's more important.

G6-900 box NO !!!

BULL a$$hole!! NO ONE LIKES THE PC133 HERE!!!

You're lucky that 100 shot overclock didn't blow the HD on the data intake

More than you can afford pal, Custom Built.

they hacked into my database, disresepected my files
I never Hacked Nobody

Dom, I'm not stupid. I know you didn't pay for all that under the case of those computers by selling gfx cards and doing drive re-alignments. Now, whatever it is, I want in on it too.. *gets piece of paper* whats this? Directions...to Hack Wars..we'll see how you do, then we'll talk

I see an alpha amd heatsink with copper inlay, a water cooling system, a pci slot blower, a scsi controller, direct port packet system kombopulator, and a stand alone hardware raid management system, not a bad way to spend $10,000.

You hack her C drive i'll hack your BIOS

vince: talk to me jesse this aint workin brother.
jesse: its ur hard drive its got a nasty Virus thats y ur downloading only at 13KBs. I'd update your antivirus subscription pulse and tune your firewall

i have that computar vi, computar vir.... computer virus? yes that ! the only thing that seems to calm me down is routers.

from the survelance logs id get off on her shared directory too

Talk to me jesse, this ain't workin' brotha'
Your unloading in Num lock, We need to tune your front side bus timing back 3 degrees, and you will run 9's

What the hell is this?
This is your computer...
My computer? I said a 100 gig hd not a 10 gig.
You could probably store a few porno pics on here or one money shot clip

See that? That’s mine, but I ain’t cutin' it loose tonight, I’m goin' legit homey, ever hear of the virus circuit?

Dom: Waddaya got there?
Brian: This is your computer.
Dom: My computer? I said a 1GHz, not a 186.
Brian: No faith.
Dom: Oh, I have faith in you, but this isn't a junk heap, this is a LAN shop.
Brian: Pop the case.
Dom: Pop the case?
Brian: Pop the case.
Jesse: 2GHz processor, no .
Brian: What did I tell you?
Dom: I retract my previous statement.
Jesse: This will decimate all AFTER you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Dell.
Dom: Put it on my tab at Harry's. I gotta get you FPS'ing again so I can make some money off your ***. There's a LAN party in the rec hall next week, and that's where you'll do it. And another thing, when you're not working at Harry's you're working here. If you can't find the right tool in this LAN shop, Mr. Arizona, you don't belong near a computer.
Mia: He owns you now.

Jesse: It's got a 5 1/4" case fan, 1.5 gigs of DDR, RAID-5 with a redline of 10,000 RPM, Ultra-Wide...
Dom: And a self-updating copy of McAfee VirusScan ...not a bad way to spend ten thousand dollars.

Bill Gates, that sounds like a serial killer name, is that what you are?

Johnny: Quake Wars is next week, get ready to have your *** handed to you!
Dom: What're you gonna do it with, that crotch rocket launcher?
Johnny: You'll see.

So much ram, the mobo twisted on POST.

I'll take one maxtor HD, no cables...
BULL a$$hole, No one likes the Maxtor here.

my frame rate topped out at 54 frames per second....
i need a Geforce 4... you know what? let's make it 2... and harry, i need it by tonight...

My CPU topped out at 1.5ghz today. I need heatsinks

*sniff sniff* I smell.......floppies.
Pack it up before i leave cd-rom's on yo' face

i don't have any cash, but i do have a password to a porn site, so check it out it's like this. i lose, winner takes all my porn clean and clear, but if i win, i take your porn, and you take off my internet filter

what's going on around here?
LAN room's closed pizza boy, fina another way to get porn
dang single guys wasting three cents

I just went in there, and Hector is gonna be running 3 Gateway 700 XLs, with Pentium 4s. And on top of that, he just came into Best Buy and he ordered three 24X CD-R drives with DVD-R capability, and an APC back-up battery protector.

Tran: Go have him fetch my disk.
Dom: Fetch your disk? We're not on your server anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that.

Dom: What are you smilin' about?
Brian: Dude, I almost had you!
Dom: You almost had me? You never had me, you never had your flag. Granny camping, not double fragging like ya should! You're lucky that extra hit of DOS didn't blow the keys off the keyboard... you almost had me?... Now me and the mad Scientist have to rip apart the motherboard and replace the processor you just fried... ask any gamer, any real gamer, it dosn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning

Tran: Turetto! haxor entered my sub-net! disrespected my Gibson!
Dom: I NEVER PINGED NO BODY!

[PH47]

Haha old.. sooo old.. but.. I still laugh :P

[Mike Gayner]

Uff, no offense but none of that was even remotely funny. I can't believe I read all of that. Anyways about the film, I think I'll give it a miss. I managed to avoid watching the second one, I'm sure this one won't be a problem.

[chippa6]

Best thing I have read for a long time, I've never seen the PC Geeks version of F&F, I'm off to blockbuster.

[the_scotsman]

I know this is a repost from way back, but seems relevant to post again, and it cracks me up every time!!

Have a look HERE

3reeking brilliant!

[Ryan]

I'll probably go and see it.

I'll just be tempted to throw my popcorn at the ricers who get off on words like "Nos" and "Motec".

[DJM83]

hahaha ive never read that b4 wat a ****er i luv it btw i will prob go see the movie also luv the infinate amount of gears aswell all though wen bryans car "tops out at 140mph" it only has 6 gears lol prob bout the only time they are correct

[TZENU]

With the popularity of drift growing it was only goin to be a matter of time before someone made a movie out of it.
No doubt its goin to be a very very interesting movie!!!