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29-01-2005, 06:06 PM | #1 | ||
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Taken from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. -------------------------- I hope he didnt eat the yellow snow while he was drinking... "****er" of a story to tell the mates too :hihi: : |
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29-01-2005, 06:17 PM | #2 | ||
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When I read the title I thought that it was gonna be something about a bloke ****in on a HSV to get out. Meh
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29-01-2005, 06:41 PM | #3 | |||
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29-01-2005, 10:52 PM | #4 | |||
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joking best excuse for drinking 60beers i've ever heard. lucky that he didnt pass out midway through his escape and drown in a pile of yellow snow. strewth.. must have been weak beers though |
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29-01-2005, 06:23 PM | #5 | |||
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29-01-2005, 06:57 PM | #7 | ||
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What a cracker !!
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29-01-2005, 07:17 PM | #8 | ||
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lol ewwww
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29-01-2005, 07:20 PM | #9 | ||||
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29-01-2005, 07:21 PM | #10 | ||
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reminds me of an old saying
"Don't eat the Yellow Snow !! " |
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29-01-2005, 07:22 PM | #11 | ||
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wonder how he went with the shrinkage factor :
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29-01-2005, 07:38 PM | #12 | ||
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Or he could have just poured the beer onto the snow and saved his liver and kidneys but that would have been a waste of beer.
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29-01-2005, 11:02 PM | #13 | |||
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29-01-2005, 11:05 PM | #14 | |||
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though just keeping a mouthful of beer until it reaches body temperature and spit it on the snow....... |
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29-01-2005, 07:43 PM | #15 | ||
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So the moral of this story is, Allway's carry beer in your vehicle when traveling in the snow.
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29-01-2005, 10:39 PM | #16 | |||
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29-01-2005, 07:48 PM | #17 | ||
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Ahhhh beer. There is truly nothing that it cannot do.
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29-01-2005, 08:06 PM | #18 | ||
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Even if he didnt get out he would of died happy
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29-01-2005, 11:01 PM | #19 | ||
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To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.
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