Little Johny (joke)

[galaxy xr8]

Little Johny had a class assignment to find out and put the word "Contagious" in a sentence,
So in class the teacher say's to her student's
"who has done their assignment"
everbody put's their hand's up, "pick me" "pick me" they all say,
"little suzzie", say's the teacher,
" well I went to a hospital and alot of patient's have contagious disease's" say's little suzzie,
"well done, now who's next, how about you little harry" say's the teacher,
" well they have alot off contagious disease's over in the 3rd world country" say's little harry,
Well done, now how about you little Johny" say's the teacher,
" well I was driving with my dad on the weekend and we seen a truck full with apple's roll on the hwy, and my dad said '
It's gonna take some c#*t age's to pick that up!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[Steffo]

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Its funnier if you imagine the experssion on the teacher's face afterwards... :

[rodderz]

lol

Reminds me of the "urinate" one where johnny says to his teacher
"Miss, urinate, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"

[xa bird]

Teacher:Little johnny why have you not handed your homework in?
Little johnny:Sorry miss but my dad was badly burned and I was busy.
Teacher: I hope he is allright johnny.
Little johnny: Not really miss they dont F**k around at the crematorium.

[rapidxr6]

I like this little Johnny...

A salesman knocks on the door of a suburban house, the door opens and here's little johnny, big fat cuban cigar hangin from the side of his gob, dads finest scotch under the left arm and a big titted hooker under the right. The salesman looks down at him, peering in and asks "Are your parents home son?"
"Do's it f#$^ing well look like it" johnny replies.

[Blue Oval Mopar Man]

The teacher thinks of a way to get her students to pay more attention during week, buy giving the Person with a correct answer to the question 1 hr before school is out on friday arvo's! the person who can answer the question correctly , about something they learned during the week , gets to go home early !

1st week , the question is how many million people live in Australia ! Johnny cant remember the answer and little jenny gets the it right, straight away ! She gets to go home early!

2nd week , the question is what is the U.S. presidents fathers name ? Johnny is realy ****ed off cause he cant remember . Little Joe gets it right so he goes home early !

3rd week , The teacher settles the class and just before she askes the question , Johnny chucks a dozen maltessers rolling on the floor ! The teacher looks at the class and says " Who is the comedian with chocolate balls ? Quick as a flash Johnny shouts out " EDDIE MURPHY , MISS , See ya monday !!!" and runs out the door ! :hihi: