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02-11-2005, 02:12 PM
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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well", he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's THE night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack". The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person". He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist".
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02-11-2005, 02:18 PM
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Just slidin'
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I ilke it
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02-11-2005, 03:40 PM
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How guilty do you feel when the parents know everything.
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02-11-2005, 04:02 PM
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GT
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that is a very good one .
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02-11-2005, 04:40 PM
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man its clever but i didn't find it funny because there was a condom add on tc quite a few years ago with the exact same scenario.....dude gos to buy frangers....the chemist guy gives him a funky look.. gets his doms..turns up at his gf's house and who answers the door? suprise suprise
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02-11-2005, 04:54 PM
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Funny, but I've heard it before.
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02-11-2005, 05:23 PM
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likes falcon's
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Location: Melbourne
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its subtle
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