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Old 12-04-2006, 10:29 PM   #1
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My Missus loves to squeeze the zits on my back. i dunno if you've had this done before, but i kinda like it and i imagine it feels like getting a tattoo (not that i have one) If you have ever experienced having this done then i'm sure you'll agree that this is the ultimate experience between pleasure and pain to the point where it is nearly a turn on........Discuss!

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Old 12-04-2006, 10:40 PM   #2
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Nup, you're just a freak.
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:44 PM   #3
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What the?????

Try a wax next time...
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:46 PM   #4
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My gf does it all the time, it's a ИИИИing obession I swear... Just take the pain mate. If shes not squeezing and pinching zits she will find other ways to exact vengeful pain upon you...
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:53 PM   #5
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Your girlfriends are sick LOL!!! J/K :P One of my brother's ex-girlfriends did the same. I personally couldn't stand to touch another person's pimples ewwwww.
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:54 PM   #6
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:03 PM   #7
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: i was one of the many of my generation who didn't suffer from zits, however after having offsrping who cover the mirror with bacteria that Grissom and his team wouldn't touch! I find this activity of squeezing bacterial infected puss out of other peoples spores to be quite disgusting!
However, having said that, if any 18 year old Females (I Repeat) Females would suffer the indignity of instructing myself on this practise, feel free to pm me. :hihi:
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:09 PM   #8
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My Missus loves to squeeze the zits on my back. i dunno if you've had this done before, but i kinda like it and i imagine it feels like getting a tattoo (not that i have one) If you have ever experienced having this done then i'm sure you'll agree that this is the ultimate experience between pleasure and pain to the point where it is nearly a turn on........Discuss!

I have to say that my better half also enjoys this most abhorrent of pastimes- however, I find it nothing short of unpleasant.....having gone through having tatoos i can truthfully say that the latter was far more enjoyable!
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Umm am I the only one that doesn't have pimples on my back?? :P

why don't you guys use clearasil??
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Umm am I the only one that doesn't have pimples on my back?? :P
Nup. It's one part of my body I don't mind LOL!
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:17 PM   #11
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On your back... wtf... And some of us aren't that flexible. After all we can't see our backs. We don't care what's lurking :P What we DO care about is when the other half decpetively gets your shirt off on the false pretense you are about to be treated to something quite enjoyable, only to be told it is on the condition you go through excruciating discomfort beforehand...

Talk about the pain and the pleasure...
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On your back... wtf... And some of us aren't that flexible. After all we can't see our backs. We don't care what's lurking :P What we DO care about is when the other half decpetively gets your shirt off on the false pretense you are about to be treated to something quite enjoyable, only to be told it is on the condition you go through excruciating discomfort beforehand...

Talk about the pain and the pleasure...

Bwahahahaha!

How very true! Well put!
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Old 13-04-2006, 10:40 AM   #13
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The conclusion I have come to after reading this thread is that there is way too many weeks between V8 rounds.

As for the comments about which photo is worse, I'll believe you, it was bad enough scrolling past them the first time, let alone going back for a second look.
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funny how they like to torture you before making love, and then kick you out of bed when you get rough
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I thought this only happened to me. Isn't it amazing how they can find ones that are not visible to the naked eye.

PS: Lets form a pimple club.
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No, what are you ИИИИing mad that would give them an excuse!
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Old 13-04-2006, 12:24 AM   #17
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My ex gf used to love squeezing my pimples on my back, when she had finished i would roll over so she could "burp the worm"
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Old 13-04-2006, 12:33 AM   #18
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You men are strange little creatures aren't you :

You do realise that there is actually no pimples (or at least not as many as they are squeezing) don't you?????

I'm gonna be in so much trouble with women everywhere for sharing that secret :

ha ha ha enjoy the pain boys... e
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Oooh, my missus is gonna HATE that one!
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Old 13-04-2006, 12:38 AM   #20
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You just made it onto my "most hated" list... :(
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You just made it onto my "most hated" list... :(
I am soooooooooo sorry... :

and here I was thinking I was helping out my fellow FORD lovers.. gee, just no appreciation at all e
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I am soooooooooo sorry... :

and here I was thinking I was helping out my fellow FORD lovers.. gee, just no appreciation at all e
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Aww ok I take it back, you just stay right away from my back! No girls allowed! :monkes: And that second pic is a beauty...
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Aww ok I take it back, you just stay right away from my back! No girls allowed! :monkes: And that second pic is a beauty...

I promise to stay away from your back.. kind of easy all things considered
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That is weird... disgusting stuff.

Weirdos....
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Here is a quick fix for all you ladies out there, enjoy.







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Gee that was quite ewwwwwww wasn't it :

Gawd you have to feel for the poor bugga covered like that.. (tha back shot)... not good
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Old 13-04-2006, 09:25 AM   #27
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*snip pic links*
God damn. I really never got them through my teen years, but now, jeebus christ. I don't think there's been a day in the last year where I've looked and not found a new one on me.
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Yeah you know, the distance between us just pains me so *wipes a tear*

There be crocs in them waters!
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Old 13-04-2006, 06:30 AM   #29
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So Grose you people who stay up to ungodly hours

Any way i thrive on the fact that my personal heigene is good and that my wife can run down my back with her tounge and not hit landmines..........
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Old 13-04-2006, 06:34 AM   #30
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Problem is when you go from a partner that will perform "monkey duty" on your back to one that doesnt like to touch you.
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