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Old 05-01-2005, 03:47 PM   #1
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yes thats right lol.... i was talking to her thru icq (same house but my puter is in my room and she was out in the lounge room)
she asked if i wanted some toast and what i wanted on it.... i said sugar.... shortly after sending a message saying "NOT!!! vegemite or sumthing please"
a minute later she walks in with toast that has butter and sugar on it :s
now im sitting here eating it with vegemite on it... and it still tastes a bit like sugar tho i got as much off as i could :(
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Old 05-01-2005, 03:49 PM   #2
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LMAO! :

Ok, I see the owned smilie doesn't work as expected :(
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Old 05-01-2005, 03:55 PM   #3
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Old 05-01-2005, 04:13 PM   #4
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just fixed up the : smiley ;)
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:12 PM   #5
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just fixed up the : smiley ;)
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Old 05-01-2005, 04:18 PM   #6
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its ok.... i finished that and im having some minties now... i shall get her back one day :P

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Old 05-01-2005, 05:10 PM   #7
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Hahahahahaha.

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Old 05-01-2005, 05:24 PM   #8
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That happen from time to time with my mother. Except it's unintentional.
She's partly deaf from having Renal failure, so if you ask for something, she gets it all confused and gives you totally the wrong thing.
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Old 05-01-2005, 05:28 PM   #9
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awe thats not good :(
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Old 05-01-2005, 05:49 PM   #10
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awe thats not good :(
It's annoying when you talk to her, or ask a question and she doesn't hear.
You repeat it a little louder, and she still doesn't hear.
This is usually followed by her saying;
"You know you have to speak up, I'm hard of hearing."
Finally by the 4th time you've repeated yourself whatever it was isn't funny/relevant/important anymore, and in exasperation you yell it at her.
Which is always followed by her saying;
"OK!! You don't have to yell, I'm not deaf you know." :
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Old 05-01-2005, 05:53 PM   #11
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It's annoying when you talk to her, or ask a question and she doesn't hear.
You repeat it a little louder, and she still doesn't hear.
This is usually followed by her saying;
"You know you have to speak up, I'm hard of hearing."
Finally by the 4th time you've repeated yourself whatever it was isn't funny/relevant/important anymore, and in exasperation you yell it at her.
Which is always followed by her saying;
"OK!! You don't have to yell, I'm not deaf you know." :
LOL, maybe you need to MSN / ICQ her.

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Old 05-01-2005, 05:55 PM   #12
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LOL, maybe you need to MSN / ICQ her.

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It took me long enough to teach her to use my old mobile phone.
A computer would be much too hard.
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:02 PM   #13
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A computer would be much too hard.
Hahahaha. Too true, you have gotta love parents.

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Old 05-01-2005, 05:29 PM   #14
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:16 PM   #15
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Old 05-01-2005, 05:36 PM   #16
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Rofl Thats Classic!!!!
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Old 05-01-2005, 05:38 PM   #17
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Glad someone liked it, just checked the file date, a whole year later it has come in handy ... lol
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:29 PM   #18
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:31 PM   #19
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:( i got a cup of tea as well :P
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Old 06-01-2005, 07:50 PM   #20
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i think you need to get up and get your own toast. Mothers are not slaves.....
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Old 06-01-2005, 07:55 PM   #21
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My mum isnt my slave... i pay board, so she's a maid / bartender / cook :P

i hope she doesnt read this
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Old 06-01-2005, 08:07 PM   #22
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It's been *thinks* almost 5 years since I lived with my mother - I'm not sure if I'm jealous or not, lol :P
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yes thats right lol.... i was talking to her thru icq (same house but my puter is in my room and she was out in the lounge room)
she asked if i wanted some toast and what i wanted on it.... i said sugar.... shortly after sending a message saying "NOT!!! vegemite or sumthing please"
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now im sitting here eating it with vegemite on it... and it still tastes a bit like sugar tho i got as much off as i could :(
There's one sure way to get what you want on your toast - get off your ar$e and make it yourself.
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Old 06-01-2005, 08:14 PM   #24
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I put sugar on chips one day at TAFE when i was still half asleep. If your toast was half as bad i would have fed it to the dog.
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Old 06-01-2005, 09:58 PM   #25
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hey hey hey.... she offered to make me some toast so quit giving me a hard time about it :P that and i pay her plenty of board
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so still think you need to do it yourself...
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:56 PM   #27
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so still think you need to do it yourself...
can you please come and do it for me mommy? 2 mommies is better than one mommy :angel:
if i want food or something i will get up and make it myself... but can never turn down anything free :P
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Old 06-01-2005, 11:03 PM   #28
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can never turn down anything free :P
In that case, I have the perfect gift in mind for you... :hihi:
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Old 06-01-2005, 11:12 PM   #29
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In that case, I have the perfect gift in mind for you... :hihi:
please share :angel:
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please share :angel:
Hehehehe, I would, but this forum is supposed to remain both work safe and minor friendly... :
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