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Old 12-02-2007, 07:21 PM   #1
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Im currently being forced to endure Moulin Rouge by my wife...... ive vomited things up with a higher entertainment value after a few hours of eating mexican food and drinking a few steins of margarita...

what the hell were they thinking.

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Old 12-02-2007, 07:23 PM   #2
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:23 PM   #3
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lol......if its any consolation, just watched mad max again
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:23 PM   #4
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Could be worse......






could be TITANIC! :
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Old 12-02-2007, 09:47 PM   #5
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could be TITANIC! :
And the "Special Edition" DVD comes with an alternate ending - WTF?? The ship doesn't sink? So it gets to New York, never becomes infamous, never the subject of the highest grossing movie of all time, oh crap, the space-time continuim just broke.

You gotta admit though, the video clip in the extras of Moulin Rouge is a lot more palatable than Celine Dion.
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:24 PM   #6
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I once watched that movie in some sort of attempt at getting into a female's pants.

It failed. I suspect it wouldn't of been worth it either.
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:24 PM   #7
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Your singing along aren't you...... Be honest now.
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:24 PM   #8
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you people arent helping
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:26 PM   #9
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you people arent helping
just sit there and tell Cheryl repeatdly that something is bleading
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:27 PM   #10
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just sit there and tell Cheryl repeatdly that something is bleading
but it is bleeding!!!
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im not sure what i want you to do, but do it now!!
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****ER! I just watched mad max 2 yesterday... again... I cant help my self.. it is soo cheesey!
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:31 PM   #13
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Time to do the big one.. fake the heart attack. Even 5 hours on the machine that goes "PING" would be better than watching that rubbish.


If thats too dramatic.. set fire to something.. the TV would be a good start.
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:31 PM   #14
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can i set fire to myself?
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only if you video it.
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:33 PM   #16
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only if you video it.
your demanding a level of preparation that exceeds the demands of my body currently
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The heat will cauterised the bleading.
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HAHAHAHA, or you could cause an isolated power outage, for some reason this will happen at the power point nearest the TV and DVD player. super glue the power button in the off position.
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HAHAHAHA, or you could cause an isolated power outage, for some reason this will happen at the power point nearest the TV and DVD player. super glue the power button in the off position.
or i could just jam a fork in there
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:32 PM   #20
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Close your eyes, plug your ears and think evil thoughts.... its the only way you will survive
EDIT - How could you let her do that??? Top Gear is on!
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ah crap, top gear is on, be back later.

Mwahahahahahahhahah!
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:36 PM   #22
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LOL.. yes.. but then you have to deal with the stench of your own flesh burning off your arms and .. ... ..... actually... IT may be the only way outta this one!
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LOL.. yes.. but then you have to deal with the stench of your own flesh burning off your arms and .. ... ..... actually... IT may be the only way outta this one!
thats what im thinking! brb going to replace the fuses with nails.
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Gee, it's not that bad. Or has time healed my mental scars?
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Did you drink a pint of avgas before viewing?
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Did you drink a pint of avgas before viewing?
Perhaps I did let the race car idle a bit long in the garage.....

Nah, think it was along the line of post 5, but with a better outcome.
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Top Gear was great... how was the chick flick? Bwahahahhahaa
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I lasted all of two or so minutes through that nightmare of a film..........
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I lasted all of two or so minutes through that nightmare of a film..........
I think it was about as long for me as well Red !!!!!!!

Sourbastard , Take charge and tell her you are not going to sit thru hours of torture !!!!!!! I did , and look where it got me ! Mind you I am very single !! How the hell did that happen???????
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