Cow on a Bun !!!!!!!!!!!!

[csv8]

I know you guys will flame me again about posting fast food, but this is crazy !!!

[HLC]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Fordman1]

Mmmmmm burger................

Needs more cheese.

[Bluefreak]

I'll take 2, should have worked up enough of an appetite to eat the burger by then...

[Mark^^]

Reminds me of this cut down version of the words to "Cows with Guns"


Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

[Green X]

****** the burger, I’ll have the nurse LOL

[ef_classic]

QUADRUPLE BYPASS BURGER

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/quadruple_bypass.htm


lol.......

Give me fish n' chips anyday!!!!!

[MITCHAY]

Originally Posted by Green X

****** the burger, I’ll have the nurse LOL

X2 Burgers make you fat, and nurses help you burn fat! :

[vandrsxr6]

Wheres this burger you guys are talking about?

[csv8]

Originally Posted by vandrsxr6

Wheres this burger you guys are talking about?

Holy Cow!
Alright then, it’s not exactly holy, but it might as well be a cow. A grilled cow with cheese and bacon in a bun.

“Would like like fries with that?”
“No thanks, just a coronary bypass please.”

That’s what you will probably need after eating one of these burgers. Hungry Jacks (Burger King) calls it the The BK Quad Stacker.


This is what you are in for:

Four beef patties
Four slices of cheese
Eight rashers of bacon
No lettuce
No sauce
On two buns
Followed by a quadruple bypass

Mmmm…I can just imagine that burger churning in my stomach right now, while my heart valves tremble with anticipation.

The damage?

68 grams of fat
1.8 grams of salt
Heaps of sugar
Heaps of other interesting chemicals
Adds up to about 1000 calories. Yum!
Sets you back $12.90

For the discerning meat lover, there’s Heart Attack Grill, “Home of the Double Bypass Burger”. I kid you not. They specially cater for those people who have already accepted their fate and want to enjoy a hearty meal of cow-in-a-bun before the inevitable heart bypass.

With menu choices such as “Single Bypass Burger“, “Double Bypass Burger“, “Triple Bypass Burger“, “Quadruple Bypass Burger” and “Flatliner Fries“, it would be a scientific anomaly if they didn’t have to follow through with a medical procedure corresponding to the burger they ate. If they find it a problem to move after eating one of these huge burgers, wheelchairs are available.

Unfortunately, these giant burger options are only normally available in U.S. burger joints at the moment. I can’t wait till the day when Australia has these burger sizes added to the menu.

Actually, why wait? Beat the rush. Just go down to the local Maccas or Hungry Jacks and ask for a custom burger with the contents described above. I’m sure they will oblige. However, I’m not sure if the ol’ ticker will oblige though.

Bon appétit!

[MRJUCY]

mmmm tasty

[DOC]

To eat it or not to eat it ?, it would be a hard call

[Interceptor]

Originally Posted by DOC

To eat it or not to eat it ?, it would be a hard call

the burger or the nurse?

[plext]

If ever there was proof that fast food rots your brain, this thread is it.

[cool65]

where's the beet root ?

[XRchic]

Havent we seen this before... There has already been a "massive cheeseburger thread" with pics from memory.

Anyways, I dont think you will get flamed. I think your thread will get locked though, because it does not really contribute all that much... have a look at the quality of posts sticky above...