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10-03-2005, 11:53 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Ok this is not an email .... this is from life ...... a few hints for you all
1. Never be a Yes Man 2. You dont need that beer at 10am ... even if you have woken early compared to everyone else 3. Yes Men **** women off 4. Grog is not the wonderbra for men 5. If you want to have a say in a matter ... Do it ... No-one likes a Yes man 6. Your daughter may have been a really sweet 5yr old ..... shes now 14 and is a liar, theif & a slut ....... believe me when I tell you as I know ...... I was the same at the same age ....... 7. Stop being a bloody Yes Man 8. We can have a few beers & not fall **** over & slur words ........... only an alcho does that kind of crap .......... 9. Dont be a friggen Yes Man ............. 10. Talk to us ....... you dont have to agree with everything and if you dont let us know .......... we dont need mummys boys or Yes Men ........ we need a a real man whos willing to stand up & say hey here I am ....... This isnt the whole rules by any means ...... but if a few of the rusles are abided by we will all get on a hell of a lot better  :
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10-03-2005, 11:58 PM
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X-Series Club Moderator
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So my drunken 'yes man' tactic was all for nothing?
 :Bugger! Back to the drawing board then... :voldar02: |
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10-03-2005, 11:59 PM
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DJR Fan
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Location: Sydney
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Well................
Im not going to say "yes"..............doh, i just did.  I dont drink or say the "Y" word so im fine About these 14 year old sluts...............  _2: J/K
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11-03-2005, 12:09 AM
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ill have a beer milkshake
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whats wrong with a beer with breakky?
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11-03-2005, 12:12 AM
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have you seen my marbles?
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or beer for brecky...
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11-03-2005, 12:15 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Hehehhehehehehhe
Only tryin to help you guys out ...... then you wont go thru the crap my now EX b/f just went thru :P |
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11-03-2005, 12:21 AM
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Nah sorry the original post makes absolutely no sense!
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11-03-2005, 12:34 AM
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Detroit Locker Equiped TM
Join Date: Dec 2004
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And your point is?
/me thought NO (tm) was a standard answer. :
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11-03-2005, 12:36 AM
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Formerly ST170ish
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Down south
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I must the be opposite...
1.The answer is NO! 2. I dont drink beer 3. Only cause woman **** me off first 4. Sorry I dont have manboobs and not a **** head that will make a fool out of you. 5. Shut up and listen... talk to the hand 6. Dont have daughter, if I did she'd be locked in the cupboard wearing a chasitiy belt 7. See answer 1. oh and stop yer bloody whinging do as your told woman. 8. Once again I cant stand beer... 1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor is better 9. See answer 7. Im not going to tell you again, get out and iron me mudflaps on the kingswood! 10. Yes Honey buns, just make sure your a woman that could handle a real man first! Rules huh Im settin them(see answer 7)! Sorry MN couldnt resist. |
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11-03-2005, 12:41 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Bwhahahahahhahahahhhahhaahaha
Now this is a man I could handle :P hhhehehehehheehehe |
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11-03-2005, 07:41 AM
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Yes mother
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11-03-2005, 09:28 AM
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11-03-2005, 09:34 AM
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Giddy up.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Kramerica Industries.
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But there are some women you just can't say no too, Like "Judy" for example, every man is a yes man around her, would you want her to sit on you, LOL.
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11-03-2005, 12:05 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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hehehehheh good to see we have healthy males around here then :P
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11-03-2005, 12:11 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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11-03-2005, 12:18 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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LoL .. I realise that .... this intended as a lighthearted jest :P
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11-03-2005, 02:05 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
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Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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Your now EX b/f? :(
Yeah men **** off us as we do them. Don't be a my way or no way man, it doesn't get you far!!  _
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11-03-2005, 02:11 PM
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Mopar/No Car
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Fortunately, I'm perfect in every way, so I don't need this advice...
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11-03-2005, 02:25 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Exactly, you can't improve on perfection (apart from the whole crashing into trees thing). That's why Gerardine loves me
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11-03-2005, 04:20 PM
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Rocket Fuel Anyone?
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Nothin wrong with some cornflakes with beer instead of milk.
BTW, In our relationship I always have the last word............."yes dear". |
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11-03-2005, 04:32 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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hahahahahahhaha Nah Im miss perfect  :
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11-03-2005, 05:13 PM
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Mopar/No Car
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11-03-2005, 05:53 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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11-03-2005, 07:42 PM
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11-03-2005, 09:42 PM
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To the Mess Mobile!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: On the Gold Coast, where the ricers swarm!
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another hint... be HONEST!!!!!!!!!!! and tell your woman that shes wanted and make her feel it!! oh and dont cheat. (Sorry bitter.. my ex is ****head who never knows what hes got till its gone... and never wants to put in the hard yards but expects everyone to do it for him!!!!!!!) ohk... i need some alcamahole..... i'll stop ranting now :(
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11-03-2005, 10:05 PM
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KB TECH SUPPORT
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There's just Soooooooooooo many things to remember!!!!!!!!
AGRO! |
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11-03-2005, 10:22 PM
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11-03-2005, 10:30 PM
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11-03-2005, 10:32 PM
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AFF's 1st DM.......
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Apparently* Farting in bed after she lets one slip isnt the done thing either.. go Figure
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11-03-2005, 10:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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LOL you inconsiderate :P
hehehehehhheheee Must day I do like your avi SVO347 :P hhehehhehehhehee |
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