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Old 28-10-2005, 12:43 PM   #1
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BEER MATHEMATICS


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
a pint. (try for more than once)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)


3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you
haven't, add 1754 ...


6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.


You should have a three-digit number


The first digit of this was your original number


(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).


The next two numbers are .......


YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK,
SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
LASTS. :baby bott

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Old 28-10-2005, 12:49 PM   #2
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Lol, a little old. And i think it was getting some as opposed to havin a pint last time i saw it.

Pretty cool anyways. I think next year all you do is change one of the numbers....
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Old 28-10-2005, 12:50 PM   #3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KEV EB XR8
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK,
SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
LASTS. :baby bott
I'll dig this thread up on the 1st of January 2006 and put you to the test. I'll bet that it still works.
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Old 28-10-2005, 12:54 PM   #4
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Sorry guys , i did a check and didnt have it in the search i did. it was only sent to me yesterday .
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Old 28-10-2005, 01:08 PM   #5
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5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you
haven't, add 1754 ...

you just have to change those numbers for it to work in later years....
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Old 29-10-2005, 07:46 AM   #6
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bugger my maths sux! i worked it out as 590! now i know im not that old yet!
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Old 29-10-2005, 01:21 PM   #7
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i got 218 :]
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Old 29-10-2005, 03:27 PM   #8
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I got 2018..yea 3 digit number my ****..go me
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:07 PM   #9
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damn we have some big drinkers here, worked for me 25
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:40 PM   #10
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worked for me just fine
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Old 30-10-2005, 07:42 PM   #12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KEV EB XR8
BEER MATHEMATICS


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
a pint. (try for more than once)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)


3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you
haven't, add 1754 ...


6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.


You should have a three-digit number


The first digit of this was your original number


(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).


The next two numbers are .......


YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK,
SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
LASTS. :baby bott
Now that is amazing. Spot on.
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