Just a couple of jokes.

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Mad Mary was speeding around the mental hospital as usual in her wheelchair. Mad Joe stopped her and asked for her licence,
"Shit", she said and sped off around another corner.

Mad Jim stopped her next and asked her for insurance,
"F#cK", she says and took off again at speed.

Rounding a corner she came across BIG JOHN standing stark naked with a massive erection,
"Oh no!", she says, "not the breathaliser again!"

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A pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, Darren, David and Daisy. They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally.

But Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren, she kills herself. Sad news for David and Darren, but they get over it and once again nature takes it's course.

After a couple more years the lads feel really bad about what they are doing,
...
...
so they bury her.