Todays Joke

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Once upon a time, and far, far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be

death should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed his secret
desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's
chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to more than just satisfy his desire, but it would
cost

him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon

being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a
special

saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and

that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer
would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the
itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
Slayer left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared
less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this

matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.


The moral of the story - Pay your bills.