Things people just shouldn't.. and i mean SHOULDN'T have said...

[santoitaliano]

ok people...

bullshit artists, we all know them.. post stories that are so obviously bullshit its rediculous.. ill post as i remember the 100s.. funny thing is they mostly from 1 of my mates...

1. The other day the EPA were doing dyno's in the middle of the road in williamstown..

2. I adjusted the idle on the carby on my mum's BMW (which just so happens to be fuel injected)

3. (While car was off and in neutral) *shakes knob from side to side... do u hear that rattling, that means there's something wrong in your gearbox...

4. My friend is "adjusting something" (on a new vy commodore) which gives it an extra 15kw..

5. I can get a full 2.5" exhaust + muffler brand new for $55.. (funny how it magicaly couldnt happen)

6. "I put a hole in the muffler, it sounds so much better and goes so much harder"

I will post as i remember them.. another sorta similar thing worthy of mention..

friend calls me "hey santo, someone just asked me something on the net i dont understand.. they said.. reads off the computer... "what's the g.o.?"" My reply: "they are asking you what the go is mate..."

meh.. :