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23-04-2005, 07:04 AM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
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A guy walks into a bar with an crocidile and to the amazement of onlookers picks the gator up and sets it on the bar. After looking around for a few moments the guy says, "Is there anyone who will buy me a drink if I can put my genitals inside the crocidiles mouth for one minute?" Curious customers say sure so the guy grabs a beer bottle, swigs it back, then knocks the croc over the head with it. After putting his genitals in the gaping mouth for a minute the crowd gives him a round of applause. When it quiets down the guy speaks up again, "Is there anyone here who would like to try?"
After a few moments of awkward silence a blond in the back raises her hand so the guy calls her up. When the blond gets up to the front she says, "Okay, but you have to promise me one thing... don't hit me on the head with that bottle!"
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saturday sillies
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