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[MNM96]

Three Blokes are lost and wandering thru Africa, when they stumble upon a tribe called the Unga Bunga's. They are hog tied and taken back to camp.
On the first night, a tribesman comes and takes the first bloke. He is led to an assembly area where all the other men of the tribe are gathered. The Cheif Lawman looks down from a Dias and asks him if he would like to join the tribe, and suffer there Right of Passage Ritual, or Die? With a great fear of Death, he chooses to join the Tribe. For the next six hours, he suffers the indignity of "Unga Bunga", being sodomised by every Tribesman. At dawn he is returned to his friends, obviously in pain, and is not allowed to speak of his ordeal.
On the second night, the second bloke is taken, recieves the same offer, makes the same choice, Suffers the indignation, and at dawn is returned, in pain, and is not allowed to speak of his ordeal.
The third bloke has been thinking about it all. On the third night he is taken and has the same decision to make. He now understands the pain, the indignity and the torment his friends have been through. He chooses Death! The Cheif Lawman looks down from his dias and pronounces
"Death By Unga Bunga for You" :